See. Told you so. The cab thing is true too.
And, to demonstrate the accuracy of the rest of that post, this was posted on PostSecret this week:
(back of card) "I work at Disney World. I always act really super-nice but in my head , when a guest is being annoying, I imagine myself SMASHING THEIR FACE IN!!"
Fucking Mouse, indeed.
I plan to post part two soon...