Actually said while shopping with the girlfriend...

Girlfriend: "Excuse me, but where are your dresses?"

Clerk: "Women's dresses?"

Me: "You sell men's dresses?"

Watching your girlfriend laugh hilariously while a clerk embarrassedly explains that there are also "misses" and "teen" dresses... Priceless.


kapgar said...

That is about the funniest thing I've read all week.

I'll be you look HAWT in a man-dress.

Rach said...


Blundering American said...

Rach - I'm glad you enjoyed!

Kev - You're damn right I would...I've got a great bod for a man-dress!!!

Postmodern Sass said...

You're just trying out how it sounds to say "girlfriend," aren't you?