Another theory on what that letter says...

Iranian President Ahmadinejad sent President Bush a letter today through the Swiss American Interests office. Most of the papers I read indicate that there may be something related to the nuclear program that Iran is developing or other world issues.

I don't buy it. Here's what I think the letter says:

Do you think buying prescription drugs from Canada is the least expensive way to get your prescriptions? No way! Buy your drugs direct from Iran! We have everything you want at bargain basement prices! Viagra! Oxycontin! You want it, we have it! No prescription needed!

Send this letter to ten world leaders or you will have three weeks of bad luck! This letter is totally true!

I guess we'll find out if I'm right tomorrow when the letter's contents start leaking from the White House.